Saturday, 11 August 2012

‎"Sampai hati Puan Yatie Ramlee mahu pukulin dan langgarin saya? Kasihanilah saya. Saya hanya memerlukan tandas yang selesa. Katil puan sangat mewah untuk saya melepaskan hajat saya. Halalkanlah. Sekian, terima kasih" - Kucing.

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  • Yatie Ramlee LOL hahaha...Wah kalau kamu comel begini tentu sekali kamu tidak di pukulin apalagi dilanggarin. Bagaimana mahu dipukul lihat wajah kamu yg manja dan comel sudah buat hatiku cairr..Katil bukan tempat untuk membuang hajat ya. Kalau salah pasti di hukum. Hukumannya ialah 'you are grounded in the bathroom for 3 days':))
  • Yati Baba Heheheehe. Ni mesti x diajar tertib berhajat kannnn. Hahaahaha ukur ekornya dgn lidi n lidi itu pacakkan di tanah. Pasti hajatnya tertib kena pada tempat. 
    Alahai kucing ni mcm merah kucingku 29 tahun yg lalu. Lama dah x bela kuching. Last ada kucing 22tahun yg lalu. Kuching oh kuching
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab I miss my Mern. She passed away two years ago at 17 years old. Sometimes it feels like she's still sleeping in the corner somewhere.
  • Yatie Ramlee i miss my Oyen. He passed away due to AIDS. i miss my Snow who is missing in action before Oyen died. I miss my OJ. She passed away due to my carelessness, she loves to be under the car whenever i wanted to go out and one day i ran over her..I cried for 3 hours and buried her in front of my house so did Oyen. They are my angel.
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab 1. Jane - My very first cat. Died in our yard. Came home and found there lifeless.
    2. Bobby - Named after Bobby Ewing. Got sick and disappeared after returning from vet.
    3. Ebony &
     Kelabu - Kittens who visited our house for awhile then moved on.
    4. Cat - An orange tabby that came into our lives and got bitten by a snake during the nationwide blackout in the 90s and passed away peacefully under the sofa.
    5. Spot - A stray found by my mother at a gerai makan.
    6. Siam - A siamese stray given by my auntie and Spot's husband.
    7. Their 17 children - Baby (her children never survived), Jack, can't remember the rest. Sent them all with Spot to live in grandma's house (large compound to play in). Siam disappeared and Spot pined for him. She died soon after.
    8. Mern - our last cat.
    9. Waiting for Alisha to grow older before giving her cat responsibilities.
  • Yatie Ramlee Nadzrin, i can't remember all my cats name. My mother is an animal lover. Since small (can't remember at what age) my kampung house sentiasa ada kucing yg dibela. The only thing i can remember when i was in form five..my duty every morning before going to school, buang taik kucing..ia denda sebab malam-malam tak letak kucing di luar rumah.
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab Wahahahaha... weird. None of my cats doodoo in the house. Most of them in the toilet cangkung. My mom is a super cat trainer.
  • Nura Muna Abdul Halim I never really like cats but they always around my house, taken care by Abah n Dila n Adik.
    Pok - off Abah's friend, followed Adik home. Went missing after 4 yrs. Abah said, cat go
     away to die alone.
    Pok baru - look just like old Pok. Dead and burried under pokok durian.
    Kutip & Senget - now taken care by my parents. They have 3 kittens Kelabu, Oren n 'i dont know'.

    We also had hamsters, tree shrew, tortoises and squirrel as pets. Now my nieces have their own guppy (easiest to maintain) at my kampung. So they'll insist to balik kampung to visit their guppy! :)

    Yes, keeping pets make responsible kids!
    12 August at 09:47 via mobile · Like · 1
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab Aside from cats, I had two rabbits (kena makan anjing), two tortoises (seriously, ran away), various fish (died like fish normally do after awhile), fantail pigeons that started as a pair and quickly bred to 30 (We had a huge walk-in birdcage for them. They were free in the daytime and returned to the cage in the evenings. Eventually sent to Kg Paya Jaras)
  • Yatie Ramlee wah! Nadzrin how your mother do that? I really want to know. Muna your Abah is right about cat go away to die alone. I love the Kutip and Senget name..unique.
  • Nura Muna Abdul Halim And yes, our cats always doodoo outside the house (no sandbox) or in the toilet cangkung. Hahaha... Now my parents provide sandbox for the cats - dunno why
    12 August at 09:52 via mobile · Like · 1
  • Yatie Ramlee hahaha. it seems that our parents loves animals. Schooling time during 80s. my duty every evening coming back from school - bagi makan ayam (ada dua reban ayam yg besar) tak pernahbeli ayam, sembelih ayam sendiri. and ada mcm2 jenis ayam. juga itik, juga angsa dan anak2 nya. and one time juga arnab. I don't like that duty because whenever ayam bertelur di mana2 kejiranan kampung i am the one yang kena pergi cari ayam-ayam itu. and whenever ayam sakit i am the one yang kena tangkap ayam-ayam tersebut utk di bawa ke klinik haiwan. But i love my angsa very much. Nakal suka cubit orang. dia suka menyorok di balik pohon serai untuk cubit budak-budak sekolah yang lalu lalang utk pergi dan balik sekolah.
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab Kak Yatie, when we got them, she locked them in the bathroom for a week with food and water (we used the other bathrooms in the house. Everytime they doo dooed, she'd scoop up the dudu and put in the cangkung bowl, then stick their nose in it (cecah je).

    After awhile, they started to dudu in the bowl and didn't get their noses dudued. If by the end of the week, they had 3 days of bowl dudu, they were let out to roam the house. If they dudued anywhere else, she repeats the process.
  • Yatie Ramlee Oooooo..like that ah. i used to locked my cat also but only for 2 days, thats why doesn't work. now i know. thank you Nadzrin.
  • Nura Muna Abdul Halim Brilliant!! Nadzrin mum must conduct a lab on this!! :)

    Kak Yati, as we're brought up in different era, (hahaha) I'm happy to have the same experience as yours. When I tell my fri
    ends at school bout my reban ayam, mandi kolam (kolam ikan) and kutip durian, they said I tipu.. :(
    They stay at 'taman' while my house was 20km away from school. Hahaha!! Now they know I didnt make up stories :)
    12 August at 10:07 via mobile · Like · 2
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab My mother is a traditionalist. She believes in the old ways and the power of 3, 7, 9, 11 and other odd numbers.

    We have a long tariqat background in the family, so many Malay-sufi
    amalan are passed down as petua.

    She's not a cat trainer, but she sure has NLP skills :) She used to love Silva Mind Mastery and I don't doubt she's used it on us growing up because I see her psychoing my kids on a daily basis.

    The Arab side of us preserves quite a bit of the old ways, while my Malay side is trying to catch up with my silat studies making sense of a lot of the previously unexplained methodologies.
  • Yatie Ramlee wow! love to meet your mother. surely i will learn a lot from her. i've heard about silva mind. its from Mohd Rizal Hassanand also from my friend who is also an NLP practioner. Hehe..wonder how she psycho u. my suggestion you can always write a book with your mother.
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab She taught me to chop parking with Silva. I found a better method. I just ask Alisha to make dua in the car. Fun to listen to her: "Allahu Akbar, please give Daddy parking. Thank you".

    Three minutes tops! Sure find parking one.
  • Yatie Ramlee wow! that's interesting. doa from younger kids sangat mustajab kan. they are clean from sins. Muna, akak teringin sangat222 nak pergi rumah Puan Ainon utk berjumpa dengan kucing2 nya yang berpuluh2 ekor itu. Boleh temankan akak? I don't know her house.
  • Rohaya Abd Rani Ala-ala mata Puss in Boots gitu... Kak Yatie, tidak kah anda rasa cair, secair-cairnya? Seperti eskrim vanilla di bawah matahari yg bersuhu 4000 drjh Celsius...? Alahai.. *wink wink* ;)
    12 August at 12:49 via mobile · Like · 2
  • Nura Muna Abdul Halim Kak Aya, seperti biasa, post ini membawa kami merapu ke sana sini. Hihihi... The biggest learning, we can always train animals. :)
    12 August at 12:55 via mobile · Like · 2
  • Mohd Nadzrin Wahab But we don't train people.
  • Rohaya Abd Rani We Facilitate. ;)
    12 August at 13:01 via mobile · Like · 3
  • Rohaya Abd Rani Yes Muna. I like! :)
    12 August at 13:02 via mobile · Like · 3
  • Yatie Ramlee Aya, u know something, kalau akak tengah marah or sedih,jika terlihat saja kucing yang comel, gebu, cantik, terus marah dan sedih hilang sekelip mata. I can smileeeee and talk to the cat. hehe. Muna, i only like to play with animal..train animal? i don't have that kind of patience. that is why i am amazed with people who is very patience in training animals or training apa benda sekalipun di dunia ini.
  • Nura Muna Abdul Halim Ya... Trainer mmg penyabar while PLF just having fun! :))
    12 August at 13:55 via mobile · Like · 2
  • Yatie Ramlee Achoring, achoring, set the pace, set the pace - said Master Mohd Rizal Hassan

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